No more cows, no more windows

Seeing a candidate whose rhetoric consists of either stuff he vaguely remembers from the 80s or stuff he just read in a chain email or saw on Newsmax is something I would just as soon stop experiencing:

Kamala even wants to pass laws to outlaw red meat to stop climate change,” Donald Trump told supporters in North Carolina. “That means no more cows. You know, this is serious.”

Ruminate on that.

“She wants to get rid of your cows. No more cows,” Trump warned an audience in Georgia.

The steaks could not be higher in this election.

If you are alarmed by Trump’s portrait of bovine abolition under a President Kamala Harris, the good news is you probably wouldn’t have to look at it much if it happens. This is because, according to Trump, Harris is also planning to ban windows.

“They want buildings taken down and new buildings built without windows,” Trump informed his followers in Wisconsin.

He explained at another stop that Harris will see to it that “new buildings are built without windows because, you see, a window is environmentally unfriendly, having to do with the heat, the gases and the sunlight.”

On Oct. 12 in Nevada, Trump put the two grave menaces together in a single, apocalyptic sentence: “They want to do things like no more cows and no windows in buildings.”

And they say Harris has no policy agenda!

There are tens of millions of people who want four more years of this shit.